Your time is almost up, G.W.!!
Here is a light-hearted post for all you Yanks out there!
Have a nice weekend!
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to do a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"John" he responds.
"And what is your question, John?"
"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
4 comments:
Good one, Erik. There was a good chuckle that was going around on one of our late night television programs.
"George Bush is in Vietnam this week. Guess his father couldn't get him out of it this time."
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The concept of health insurance seems odd to me. In the UK, we have the NHS. But we have to pay for prescriptions, and still pay fees for dental treatment.
For treatment on the NHS, you have to wait so long. But it's better than nothing, and I always think it's horrific to imagine people without health insurance just having to suffer.
This is great! :)
So true. Love it.
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